As much as I wish this was yet another competition, I have a serious post.
Someone opened a facebook account with my email address. Now, I actually do have a facebook account - possibly a different address to the one which was used. So I've reported it, and slowly I'm not going to use that email address any more. I have no idea what the implications are that someone used me. It is scary.
Any suggestions as to what else I can do would be wonderful.